HELLFEVER
Smile Like a Human
Smile Like a Human
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T-Shirt Details
T-Shirt Details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Garment-dyed - printed direct to garment, no stiff 'plastic feel'
- Relaxed fit
- True to size - measure your favourite shirt against the size chart below description
Bonus Digital Media
Bonus Digital Media
All narrative drop products unlock instant access to a short film, short story and zine, building on the concept. You receive this secret link and password with your order confirmation.
Interested in several designs?
Interested in several designs?
At HELLFEVER, you get any 2 shirts for £50 / €60 / $70 - discount automatically applied at checkout.
Printing and shipping
Printing and shipping
All orders are custom printed. Please allow time for printing fulfilment + delivery.
Estimated Times
Fulfilment - 3-5 business days
Shipping - 3-7 business days
Total shipping time - 6-12 business days
See shipping policy for more info.
Fees
Shipping calculated at checkout.
UK / Europe / USA - FREE
Worldwide Flat Rate - $11.99
Free shipping worldwide with 2+ tees
Returns
Returns
Each shirt includes instant-access digital lore, so we don’t offer full refunds - but we get that minds can change.
That’s why we offer:
- 50% store credit (no return needed) - gift to a friend!
- 50% refund if you return the shirt (return postage not included).
If your order arrives damaged, we will of course arrange a replacement / refund - just send an email alongside photos of the problem.
Valid within 14 days. Subject to fair use. Learn more →
Size Guide
Size Guide
T-shirts are true to size. Scroll past product description to see guide. Compare with your favourite shirt for the best fit!
Smile!
You’ve just landed in Egglemore.
The repopulation files are waiting. This design is pulled straight from the official smile orientation guide - used to help new arrivals mimic warmth, or at least something close. Results may vary. Teeth not included.
🔐 Access the Transmission
Every HELLFEVER order grants access to our secure archives - a hidden page containing:
- 🎞️ Repopulation short film
- 📓 A digital zine with lore, artwork, and behind-the-scenes files
- 🛸 A short story set inside the Alien Repopulation concept
You’ll receive the access link after purchase.
Do not share it. Do not attempt to bypass security protocols.
👕 The Tee
• 100% ring-spun cotton
• Fabric weight: 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed
• Relaxed fit
Size guide
| WIDTH (cm) | LENGTH (cm) | SLEEVE CENTER BACK (cm) | |
| S | 46.4 | 67.6 | 41.3 |
| M | 51.4 | 71.1 | 45 |
| L | 55.9 | 74.6 | 48.3 |
| XL | 61 | 78.1 | 52 |
| 2XL | 66 | 80.3 | 55.3 |
| 3XL | 70.5 | 82.6 | 59 |
GPSR Compliance
GPSR Compliance
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), HELLFEVER LTD and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 3 Acorn Business Centre, Northarbour Road, Portsmouth, England, PO6 3TH
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Found out about Hellfever through Robs insta page - was very excited by the concept and the alien launch was amazing. The shirt arrived and the quality was SO much better than I expected, and the extra content is such a cool idea. Really looking forward to the future drops.
I love aliens and found hellfever on facebook ad. The t-shirt is cute, good quality, the print is nice and not hard or too heavy like some, its more printed into the material. I havent watched the other stuff yet but excited to